Petting the skunk

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014

old posting

1. Posting on social media something only an old person would do.

2. Posting something old people would post without realising that you are over the hill.

John: "I didn't vote for Obummer!"

James: "John, could you please stop old posting!"

by KIRBYTIME June 19, 2016

light petting

Between petting and heavy petting. Stroking hair, massages (including foot).

Tom and Sally engaged in light petting while hanging out.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie September 24, 2006

PENTING

Penting-making out,suck face!(cape coloured slang for making out).
penting can also be used as(pent)when speaking about muffing.

kom ons gaan speel a bietjie penting.(lets go and make out)

ek wil met jou poes pent.(i want to make out with your cunt)

by deadly_forest_beast October 5, 2006

Pexting

To text while pooping. As girls don't poop they are unable to pext.

Mark "When did you find out about the party?"
Joe "I was pexting him after a trip to chipotle and he told me."

by Mdog91 October 17, 2011

Posting Up

When you casually fuck your girl in a high school bathroom

Did you hear about that guy posting up his girlfriend in D wing?

by anon1288601 January 7, 2015

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013