by YSOSRSMAN June 02, 2018
A pervert,pedophile,molestor,or just any dirty old man that creepily stares at you.AKA Chester the Molestor
by sophia! August 10, 2008
a fagot author that spends too much time on this site. Don't get me wrong this site is great ... but man! get a life!
by General Asswipe February 01, 2007
An author who is homophobic and likes corrective rape, and really just all kinds of not okay sexual harassment. Probably has never had a girlfriend. Or talked to a girl.
Hiiiii I am Urban Pervert I have no friends so I spend all my time masturbating or on urban dictionary yay for me and my insular, fucked-up lifestyle.
by Lezzzbefeminists December 28, 2010
The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
by Slick James April 19, 2010
someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.
E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary
E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary
E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.
by Erica meow meow August 07, 2011
a MSNBC Dateline show where host Chris Hansen, a team of decoys disguised as underage youth, a hidden camera crew and law enforcement personnel. They have an elaborate scheme bordering on entrapment where they set out to reel in perverted adult men trying to hook up online, then in person with underage youth.
That guy last night on "to catch a pervert" really started crying when they tackled and handcuffed him. Hansen, the crew, and the cops were lovin' it! They know he's gonna get pounded every day for 20 years by his cell mates. I don't mean just beat down-he's gonna have a sore butt.
by busterboner August 31, 2009