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paedangdang

the sexual organ of a male organism
i want to lick your paedangdang
by ampferny December 22, 2009
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Paedo Pause

Pausing the DVD when a sexy female is exposing some area of her chest, in order for a man to have some material to masturbate over. Usually when she's leaning over a car bonnet or picking something up off the floor.
Dude 1: Mate you coming to the pub later?
Dude 2: Nah man, Tramsformers is on later and I'm gonna paedo pause on Megan Fox!
Dude 1: Oh shit, that's tonight? I'll cancel.
by TheUrbanDuckling January 12, 2012
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Pedonecrobeastophilia

That man is really sick in the head . He was caught have sex with puppies dead puppies. He must have pedonecrobeastophilia.
by chrispyq July 7, 2016
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Peedon

Lower than peasant.

When someone is at the very bottom of degenerate society that they could get peed on and nobody would notice or care.
Jimmys sister is a victim of sexual assault. Fred, being the hick that he is, tells her she shouldn't be such a slut. Fred is a peedon.

A girl at the bar tells Raylynn that she likes her hoop earings. Raylynn immediately takes this as an insult and yells "bitch what are you calling me ghetto" while taking her hoop earings out just to use them to stab said girl in the face. Raylynn is a peedon.
by thewhitepussay March 29, 2017
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Pardon the fuck

The polite version of the more common term “What the fuck”.

Additional info: “Pardon” itself can be used instead of just asking “what”.
Josh: Hey man, look at my poop stain on my chair.

Jacob: Pardon the fuck?

Josh: Wow, you‘re so polite.

Jacob: Yes, I indeed am.
by ShiddedMyPants November 10, 2018
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Paedobilia

Noun: A genre of collectibles comprising nostalgic paraphernalia pertaining to ignominious celebrities, largely from 1970s 1990s children's television, who have been embroiled in child sex charges. Comprises of the words "paedophilia" and "memorabilia".
You should put your Jim'll Fix It medal on eBay. You'd get a small fortune for it. Paedobilia is really increasing in value at the moment. You'd probably fetch a few quid for your signed photo of Rolf Harris too!
by Greifbar2000 August 9, 2020
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Pardonnaise

Rejet catégorique d'une position, d'une action ou d'un discours. Généralement « Pardonnaise » est lancé à brûle pourpoint dans une conversation légère entre deux ou plusieurs interlocuteurs. La différence entre l'utilisation de « Pardon! » et « Pardonnaise » est le champ d'absurdité présent dans la rétorque. Le terme « Pardon » est utilisé dans un contexte liturgique alors que « Pardonnaise » concerne davantage la fantasmagorie, l'étonnement ou ce qui choque.
Jean : « J'aime manger des insectes » - Anne-Sophie : « Pardonnaise ! Ne fait pas ça ».
Bernard : « Je n'ai pas dormi depuis deux jours » - Jonathan : « Pardonnaise ! Tu dois dormir ».
by jeanbahnmi November 22, 2021
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