5 definitions by Greifbar2000
Noun phrase, vernacular: Not just a little bit of a slag, but a TOTAL slag.
One who drops their undergarments with little scrutiny or persuasion, often at the expense of their reputation and in the absence of shame.
Akin to a slapper ho or slut but with a distinctly Essex or East London feel.
One who drops their undergarments with little scrutiny or persuasion, often at the expense of their reputation and in the absence of shame.
Akin to a slapper ho or slut but with a distinctly Essex or East London feel.
Example: Chanoqioix: "So did you get it on with Darren last night after the VodBull party?"
Chelsea: "OMG like there's not a hole in my body what he didn't plug. And his mates wanted to join in so I thought what the fuck. I wasn't just a little bit of a slag, I was a TOTAL slag!"
Chelsea: "OMG like there's not a hole in my body what he didn't plug. And his mates wanted to join in so I thought what the fuck. I wasn't just a little bit of a slag, I was a TOTAL slag!"
by Greifbar2000 July 27, 2017
by Greifbar2000 December 3, 2010
Noun: An attractive male who bears the hallmarks of being dragged up on a sink estate. These traits include, though are not exclusive to: knock-off Addidas jogging bottoms; no top (in summer); a hoodie (in winter); a baseball cap (no matter what the season); a toned physique; an overabundance of natural pheromones; a distinctive walk in which he tries to communicate that he is 'proper hard" and "well fit".
Often, a decent bit of council trouser will stroll around town aimlessly, bearing his tattoos and showing off his gym-toned body to passing chavettes, who, like him, have a great deal of time on their hands between collecting their dole and queueing for cheap cider at Aldi.
Trouser, in this context, is a synecdoche used as a male equivalent of the pejorative"skirt", used chiefly in Britain to describe any attractive young female.
Council trouser spotting is a fun office-based game, in which colleagues gaze out the window on a sunny day and rate the passing state-subsidised man-talent as it parades its prone body down the street.
Often, a decent bit of council trouser will stroll around town aimlessly, bearing his tattoos and showing off his gym-toned body to passing chavettes, who, like him, have a great deal of time on their hands between collecting their dole and queueing for cheap cider at Aldi.
Trouser, in this context, is a synecdoche used as a male equivalent of the pejorative"skirt", used chiefly in Britain to describe any attractive young female.
Council trouser spotting is a fun office-based game, in which colleagues gaze out the window on a sunny day and rate the passing state-subsidised man-talent as it parades its prone body down the street.
"Look at that bit of council trouser over there. I'd defo bang him!"
"I'm going out tonight and plan to bed myself a nice bit of council trouser."
"I'm going out tonight and plan to bed myself a nice bit of council trouser."
by Greifbar2000 June 4, 2013
by Greifbar2000 December 3, 2010
Noun: A genre of collectibles comprising nostalgic paraphernalia pertaining to ignominious celebrities, largely from 1970s 1990s children's television, who have been embroiled in child sex charges. Comprises of the words "paedophilia" and "memorabilia".
You should put your Jim'll Fix It medal on eBay. You'd get a small fortune for it. Paedobilia is really increasing in value at the moment. You'd probably fetch a few quid for your signed photo of Rolf Harris too!
by Greifbar2000 August 9, 2020