Paedophile

Jeremy corbin

Jeremy Corbin is a corporate paedophile

by Ebic person October 19, 2019

Paedogeddon

Describes what happens when the ranks of puppy-squeezers reaches critcal mass.

Matthew Kelly is yet another victim of Paedogeddon.

by neilbombd January 30, 2003

paedosexual

Someone who actually engages in sexual contact with children. Paedophiles do not necessarily do this: many paedophiles like the thought of sex with children but would never actually take part in it.

Paedophilia isn't a crime; in most countries, paedosexuality is.

by Mr. British November 19, 2006

Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

Paedophobia

Someone with a fear of kids or dolls. Definitely/hopefully not a parent!

A: Shannon gets really weird around kids.
B: Yeah! She probably has a case of paedophobia.

by waldorfwww44 September 23, 2017

Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.

''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''

by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020

Paedospeed.

When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.

Even funnier if the girl is jb.

Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.

XD

by KST18 May 6, 2009