Chocolate Platypus

THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE

THE CAKE IS A LIE

The Chocolate Platypus said "The Cake is a lie!!!!!"

by TheCakeIsACHOCOLATEPLATYPUS June 1, 2010

Platypus Eater

Hideo Kojima's latest installment in the Metal Gear series. Features a new operative with the codename of Naked Platypus. Fights a group Psycho Soldiers in Brazil named ELM(egg-laying mammals), which includes Echidna, Hedge hog, and Anteater. Infiltrates the base at Iguassu Falls, Argentina, and destroys the latest Metal Gear: Metal Gear Monotreme.

"Dude!!! I was totally kicking ass in Platypus Eater!!!"

"Yeah, and the CQQ is totes wet!!!"

"CQQ?"

"Close Quarters Quacking, of course!!!"

"Awesome!!!!"

by Cold Coda September 1, 2009

Platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

by ALEX CHARNEY March 27, 2008

platypus

To lay down on top of someone that doesn't want to get up, going completely dead weight until they can't take it anymore and eventually rise.

"Dude if you don't get up, I'm going to platypus the shit out of you."
"Fine, I"ll get up."

by platypus enthusiast March 16, 2010

Platypus

A Platypus is someone who stands with their feet apart, stretched legs and their head held high. They usually waddle along and huddle in groups of friends. Their favourite hobby is to bite people and often purr!

O and they love taking pictures and adding them to their album 'ma fone picz'..
They are usually the coolest chicks on the block.

An example of this would be scaz, saddle and ttayy!

These sexy women do roll the platypus wayy and i can tell you now they do it with pride.

by sorrywhat June 17, 2009

platypus

pronounced: "plait-a-puss"

the braiding or plaiting of a female's pubic hair in her genital regions.

Candy - "i went to this waxing place and decided to get a platypus. its really cool!"

Tequila - "wow i might look into that. it sounds very exotic and Australian!"

Candy - "yeah that's what made me do it. i love those Australians!"

by frankinator February 28, 2009

platypus

A platypus is a person who stands with his/her feet wide apart with their toes points outwards and head held high. Often travel in packs of platypus, all walking in the same way.

Phoebus- Mate have you actually checked out the platypus feet on that one?
Siddle- Haha, maattteee that is funny. She is actually walking as one
Lottie- Wait guys, thats Scaz

by Thorryyy...what? X June 17, 2009