PAMS

Problem Averted by Moving Slow - To allow time to pass until a problem becomes irrelevant OR to procrastinate so effectively that the issue is overtaken by events.

Microsoft simply never got around to implementing those features like the documentation implied, so the security vulnerability simply never existed.

One of the most underrated cybersecurity tactics is PAMS. Let the compeditor find out all the ways it can go wrong first.

by DrydenMaker August 18, 2025

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Get the PAMSmug.

PAM

http s: / / sh or t u r l. at / nswHY
^ That is the history of PAM document (its around 2375 characters)

(you don't need to click the links but the definition thing only has 1500 character limit)

http s: / / sh or t u r l. at / aczL7
^ That is the PAM Handbook document (I have no idea how many characters that is)

Also it cannot contain links so that is why the links are all spaced out, just un-space out the links.

GLORY TO PAM!
Did you know that at the last month of PAM's life PAM actually had a massive inactivity wave?
PAM #1!
PAM is the best group on the surface!

by Rocky is gay, no he a fargtard December 26, 2023

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PAM

PAM stands for Passive Asian Male. These tend to be Asian men, who don't have the Cojones to approach women. Reasons for this may be, lack of confidence, social anxiety, small wiener, etc. The common trend seems to be a lack of self-esteem due to any of the reasons mentioned previously.

Hey Ethan! Go say "Hi" to her. Stop being such a PAM!

by jrkong July 25, 2018

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Pennsylvania Pam Pan

When you lay a girl naked down on the concrete and grease her body with lube and cooking spray combined, and then proceed to fry an egg on top of her stomach. Then give her a California Tummy Tickle to flip the egg if you'd like it over easy.

I had a Pennsylvania Pam Pan for breakfast this morning. Delicious.

by FreightTrainFrank July 11, 2016

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