Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.
by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010
Get the Obituary Material mug.The notice of a death of a total and complete bitch. This person will be in the newspaper because shes not big enough for the actual news, even though she thought she was. She'll have her own column in the paper that is way off to the side where no one will ever see it, because she was a bitch to the newspaper people too.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see the obituary in the newspaper today.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.
Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.
Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*
by LoloSmiles March 2, 2015
Get the obitchuary mug.Guy 1: That kid really loves young birds.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.
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Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.
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by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009
Get the Child child ornithologist mug.The act of commencing a high yeild military strike on a planet's surface using a satallite or spacecraft as a weapons platform.
Attacks of this manner can be noted for the ability to deliver increasingly large amounts of firepower to a surface target anywhere in the hemisphere with accuracy rivaling that of a smart-bomb due to all targets being in the Line of Sight.
These attacks are also nearly impossible to defend against, as solid projectiles must fight gravity to engage attacking ships and orbiting vessels can manuver better than ground targets. Thus dramaticly reducing the risk of the attack...
Single precision attacks are often reffered to as an orbital strike while more powerful salvo and barrage styled attacks tend to be used for leveling a metropolis or larger.
Uses of an Orbital Bombarment include Ground-Force Suppression, Instalation Neutralization, and for those of us with no reguard for civilian life... Genocide.
Attacks of this manner can be noted for the ability to deliver increasingly large amounts of firepower to a surface target anywhere in the hemisphere with accuracy rivaling that of a smart-bomb due to all targets being in the Line of Sight.
These attacks are also nearly impossible to defend against, as solid projectiles must fight gravity to engage attacking ships and orbiting vessels can manuver better than ground targets. Thus dramaticly reducing the risk of the attack...
Single precision attacks are often reffered to as an orbital strike while more powerful salvo and barrage styled attacks tend to be used for leveling a metropolis or larger.
Uses of an Orbital Bombarment include Ground-Force Suppression, Instalation Neutralization, and for those of us with no reguard for civilian life... Genocide.
by AdmiralTigerclaw November 10, 2008
Get the Orbital Bombardment mug.A method of shooting liquor, usually vodka, by placing a full shot glass against the orbital bone around your eye and letting the alcohol absorb through your eyeball.
While this method delivers the alcohol quickly and directly into your brain, it has a high chance of causing blindness, sometimes permanently. May also cause you to bang your sister.
While this method delivers the alcohol quickly and directly into your brain, it has a high chance of causing blindness, sometimes permanently. May also cause you to bang your sister.
I just saw my parents having sex, I need to do some orbitals.
Depth perception is for bitches, let's do orbitals!
Depth perception is for bitches, let's do orbitals!
by 4nonymo July 28, 2010
Get the orbital mug.The phenomenon by which a person loses 20 IQ points or more by being in the vicinity of a stupid person
by chaosoftime June 16, 2011
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