London Ontario

A kick butt town......it is a mini London England with a population of
365 000. We have a river named the Thames....which is dirrty then the lakes in Africa........We have a park named after Queen Victoria.....We have a horrible school board.

Our city has the most trees in the world.....we have one of the best unveristys in the world...and some of the best Hostipals in the world too.

Well thats about all

London Ontario is one of the biggest and most powerful cities in Ontario...ONtario is part of Canada...which is above the USA

by Dave December 17, 2004

St. Thomas, Ontario

St. Thomas, Ontario is notably a great turmoil for southern Ontario. Most people who are born there are not going to go far in life as most of those people will never leave the town. It is a blackhole in which most do not surface. Drugs overthrow the town and most of the filth that walk the streets are oxyheads. Besides those few are the whores who get pregnant at 15. Meaning most of the females if you can call them that. No one is big and tough and none should be feared. Little white boys trying to be gangster is the 'it' thing. Parkside sucks ass, yes, yes it does. Don't deny it. Just like every other highschool in St. Thomas. None are better than any other. St. Thomas is filled with no-daddy aisles and we even have our very own ghetto, how trendy is that! The streets are becoming bare as jobs are diminished and stores go out of business. You can smoke joints walking down the street and passers-by will sniff and be on their way. Everyone does it here just some people will go to far and end up with needles in their arms and a date with the morg.
All in all; St. Thomas is a shithole and the people there are all shitheads.
Except me, of course. I'm getting the fuck out of here, peace fuckas.

The crackhead in your cellar: Hey mannnn, got any iceee. *shakeshake* St. Thomas, Ontario is always packing, show me your stash.

by k-t-y January 28, 2010

Onturn7

A guy on youtube who does diving videos and sometimes does tutorials and even though he makes money from it he thinks he's king of the fucking world around his friends cause of it and he always says "It's my Job" and no one gives a shit. He also Loves his bestfriend who goes out with his other bestfriend. He also thinks he's hot shit cause he has a mustache and a beard. He's pretty cool though in his own little way. His name is also Michael Boyle. This is also the only username he uses and he has a lot of accounts.

Me: Hey dude, wazzup? Have you seen dat guyz new vid?
Dooshbag Friend: Nah breh, whut guy?
Me: Maaaaan wtf, you neva hear of dat coo guy Onturn7?
Dooshbag Friend: Oh dat nigga?

by Onturn7 January 7, 2012

Markham, Ontario

A city in Ontario, Canada located directly above Toronto, being the most populated city in the 905 area (suck it Vaughan). A lot of the population is Asian immigrants and in some areas it's so Asian you would probably think you were in China or Taiwan.

Nothing is really notable about this city, other than that the graphics card manufacturer ATI was founded here before it was bought by AMD in 2006, and the Dodgeball World Championships were here held at the city's Pan Am Centre last year.

Person 1: Dude, did you see the Dodgeball World Championships in Markham, Ontario? It was awesome!

Person 2: Where the hell is Markham?

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX February 25, 2018

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

london, ontario

The shittiest shithole in Ontario
London is the place you don't want to go
We have Thames River The Lame Version and we try to be england and fail.
We also try to be Toronto. We fail at that too.
If you are unfortunately born here, you should leave as soon as you can because the Thames is filled with toxic fumes and three headed fish
Never head EOA or to a bar unprotected. You might get shot or hit up by our hookers/pimps.
But don't worry, our shortage of doctors and/or compotent people will make sure you aren't completely dead before they attend to you.
We have the University of Jim Bob's (aka Western Ontario)
We have a terrible bus system
We have a high ass tax rate
And a generally shitty set of leaders.
Who wants directions to london, ontario?

london, ontario? I'd only go there to go to Western or the bars. Hopefully I won't get shot.

by sarahsam January 30, 2007

Ontario Regiment

The best armoured recce regiment in Canada, known for producing professional grade soldiers of the highest quality. Much better then the fucking GG's, who produce nothing but lazy,immigrant trash, slackers and crows. Home of Pimp Diddy.

The Ontario Regiment started out as the Whitpy Highland Rifle Company in 1827. Today, it is the finest Armoured Recce regiment in Canada.

by ArmyDave October 28, 2006