by woolf mr November 28, 2021
1. « What's your name ?
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »
by accordingtoallknownlawsofaviat November 13, 2016
by Jack Giffin November 09, 2024
Use of a snowboard, or anything else, as an offensive or preemptive weapon, instead of as an interpretive tool or progression tool to tell a group's story, foster communities, or improve ties among and between them.
by Ninja Clan Lord February 03, 2017
by randomkid777 June 17, 2022
A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.
by Fragmoid November 24, 2023
A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
by LordSoth June 04, 2019