bashing oysters

slang for lesbian coitus; scissoring; bumping uglies;

I walked in on my two ex-girlfriends bashing oysters the other day.

by theromero4 April 13, 2017

Man Oyster

A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!

The male ate his semen like a man oyster!

by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017

hawaiian oyster

Overly Wet Pussy that looks like an oyster when presented to the taker.

I could tell from the wet spot she left on the mattress that she had a Hawaiian Oyster.

by BigMikeAZ April 21, 2018

oyster shot

When you cum into the palm of a womens hand and she slurps it up like an oyster.

Jenny took my oyster shot last night like we were at a Joana and the Whales seafood buffet

by Paul, compliments of Marty August 15, 2005

osterberger

Stunningly sexy man who is able to cause girls to cum everywhere. Literally everywhere. All over the place. Generally very muscular and with great curly hair. No girls can resist

Wow that guy is a real Osterberger in bed!!

by Killinthegame69 December 10, 2016

moisture oyster

Another word for vagina, pussy, vertical smile etc.

He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.

by PandaPwned July 19, 2012

Kennel Oyster

1. Dog gonad for culinary use.

2. Hog food served at Duncans.
Also known as Dog-nuts and Dough Nuts

1. My Beagle howls two octaves higher since Ling Ling served his Kennel Oysters to the rich American.

2. Officer Dick likes warm Kennel Oysters with his coffee in morning.

by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009