Definitions by LepraconMcPot

Pavement Oyster 

Human gonads for culinary use.

When the chimp escaped, Dad's pavement oysters were served to the zoo.

Pavement Oyster by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009

Kennel Oyster 

1. Dog gonad for culinary use.

2. Hog food served at Duncans.
Also known as Dog-nuts and Dough Nuts

1. My Beagle howls two octaves higher since Ling Ling served his Kennel Oysters to the rich American.

2. Officer Dick likes warm Kennel Oysters with his coffee in morning.

Kennel Oyster by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009