NearQueer

(n.) The effeminate male friend who hangs around females, never has a girlfriend, always knows about the latest chickflick, and is really into drama - but is NOT gay.

"How come Jerome is always hanging out around those 32492 girls?" "Oh. He's a nearqueer."

by Prophaniti February 3, 2007

neard

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.

PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.

by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006

Neariah

A girl who have smiles as shiny as the sun and eyes as beautiful as the moon. She is very easy to be with, with her friendly character and her lame jokes that would make you burst. Being with her would make life more enjoyable and satisfying.

Why don't you marry a neariah if you want to be happy?

by Nokma June 8, 2021

neargasm

noun - to almost have an orgasm, particularly in men. A neargasam is a mini-orgasm which includes partial ejaculation. There is no refractory period. Dick stays hard for continued sex after the neargasm. A proper orgasm, with refractory period, follows later, after the neargasm.

After having sex for a few minutes, I had a neargasm, which really lubed things up in there. We had sex for another 20 minutes before I finally came.

by neargasm July 25, 2012

Neard

Facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

by Theunseeingrooster September 9, 2010

Nearpod

Fucking Disaster.

Nearpod is a fucking school disaster that people find "fun", This shit sucks and they act like its fun, but thats what the teachers say

This shit is terrible, alongside schoology, fuck nearpod. Every lesson feels like im taking a benchmark in a low budget school. It looks like it was fucking made in 2008. The share featured is so dumb because as you're trying to do the test the teacher shoves someone's work right in your face while nobody gives a shit, they just want to work. Sometimes they make automated lessons, which you can do at anytime, and its so fucking boring its like fucking living in a jail cell, it will keep you up at 3AM in cold sweats thinking "did i do my nearpod??? fuck, shit, its saturday i gotta do this shit over the fucking week"
its bland as fuck, and the teachers act like its the funnest way to learn ever, its proof there is no fun way to learn.

Ever.

Nearpod

by anonymous April 30, 2021

Nearsighted Gynecologist

Having to be very close to a vagina or a butt.

Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.

by Phoneix86 May 6, 2018