NearQueer

(n.) The effeminate male friend who hangs around females, never has a girlfriend, always knows about the latest chickflick, and is really into drama - but is NOT gay.

"How come Jerome is always hanging out around those 32492 girls?" "Oh. He's a nearqueer."

by Prophaniti February 3, 2007

Near Queer

Someone who is essentially bi, but closer to being gay than straight.
A gay who is stuck in denial and passes themselves off as being bi when really they just haven't made the full conversion to being gay.

Anslie: Hey, how's my favorite near queers today?

by Dan Henry September 11, 2005

near queer

Not quite openly gay or consciously aware of being gay.

He said he's not gay, but he's sure as hell near queer.

by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

nearbeer

A stinky young man who performs felatio on other men in both recreational times and as an occupation (usually for false currency, i.e wooden nickels)

Nearbeer: "I'll suck yo dick for a cheeseburger"

by absolute murder February 28, 2009

Neaqueer

A queer stance that falls IN BETWEEN Radqueer & profiction, but doesn't share all beliefs. coined by tumblr user @neaqueer.

"I guess i am radqueer, but i dont support lots of their things.."

"Well, do i have the label for you! How about Neaqueer ? "

by Morute October 5, 2024