Nixon

Has a big dick.

He's definitely a Nixon.

by Mon1313 November 23, 2021

Stevie Nixon

Blowing cocaine lines up the anus.

My sinus passage is fucked. I may need to Stevie Nixon this

by Tomatoeyes November 11, 2016

The Nixon

When a chick goes all the way down on your shaft, licks your balls while humming, and then vigorously shakes her head from side to side.

That chick I took home from the bar gave me The Nixon and I blew my load all over headless Agnew.

by Presidential gloryhole June 25, 2023

Nixon

Cheaters .

If their last name is Nixon they're cheaters DON’T MIND THE HOROSCOPE THEY ARE CHEATERS

by sourdotonnadpot August 2, 2022

Nixon teacher

A big fat idiot who taunts kids to be stupid like it.

The Nixon teacher taunted me.

by dedwasqdew September 26, 2018

Nixon

The surname of the 37th president of the United States.

For some reason the top definitions is or was some gay fucking love text about some guy who’s supposedly the nicest guy ever, hey I might be wrong, maybe he is the greatest guy, I should really meet him. Maybe we will become great friends and I’ll go out playing hockey with him.

Some of the other definitions are really huge breasts and sex moves and other random shit. Fuck, am I high?

Jeff: “who’s nixon?”
Ape: “Nixon is the nicest guy ever”
Jeff: “you convinced me”

by Cockturtle May 22, 2021

Clutch Nixon

Psycho in heaven, angel in hell.

And to this day, Clutch Nixon's (...) has never again been repeated by mortal man...

by LacℜoiX January 26, 2019