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Actually a grueling auto sport that has a tremendous following of fans in the U.S.A.. Recently involving a shift of sponsorship availability that reflects the current economic mindset of corporate "thinktanks" and the American "public".; Doom and gloom,with but a few optimistic patriots left, the future of the hetero sport hangs in check. Evolved from "politically incorrect" sponsorship from beer and cigarette manufacturers,to cell-phone and insurance giants. Next step ; The Playtex Cup, or The GentleGlide Cup. MANUP !
A.thletic
S.port
C.entered
A.round
R.ednecks
Actually a grueling auto sport that has a tremendous following of fans in the U.S.A.. Recently involving a shift of sponsorship availability that reflects the current economic mindset of corporate "thinktanks" and the American "public".; Doom and gloom,with but a few optimistic patriots left, the future of the hetero sport hangs in check. Evolved from "politically incorrect" sponsorship from beer and cigarette manufacturers,to cell-phone and insurance giants. Next step ; The Playtex Cup, or The GentleGlide Cup. MANUP !
"Maybe if they had some steroid busts,or teenager rape accusations, NASCAR could compete with" AMERICAN IDLE".
by terryzz February 15, 2009
Get the NASCAR mug.The best sport consisting of racing on every level with Nextel Cup as the premiere division, Busch Grandnational Series and Craftsman Truck Series are also the premiere series of NASCAR. NASCAR Touring Series are the Featherlite Modifieds Division, Busch North, Winston West, Kodak Southeast Series, Raybestos Northwest Series, and Goody's Dash Series. NASCAR also owns the NASCAR Weekly Racing Series presented by Dodge which is hosted at hundreds of racetracks each year.
NASCAR is longer and more exciting than Drag Racing
by Jo August 8, 2003
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by sean November 17, 2004
Get the nascar mug.ummm actually they are athletes. they have physical training and stuff to make them be able to take shoving the wheel left (and right if they're spinning out or on a road course or spinning out ON a road course). also, try sitting PERFECTLY still for 4 hours or not getting whiplash. these guys are in shape. Mike Waltrip runs 3 miles a day. others work out.
it's also a team sport. do they get out and change their own tires??? NO. pit crew. people that build their cars. all kinds of teamwork, driver is just the most glamorous position on the team.
and rednecks??? Kurt Busch is from Las Vegas. Tony Stewart (the best of all) is from Indy. there are tracks in CA (2), NV, NH, NY, KS, AZ, PA, MI, and other non-southeast-redneck states.
most motorcycles can't go 210MPH on talladega like Bill Elliot did... they could only do maybe 150 AND scrape off a kickstand.
and you say "circles". no "Ovals (rockingham)", "tri-ovals (talladega, daytona)", "d-shaped ovals (michigan)", "quad-ovals (atlanta)", "egg-shaped ovals (darlington)" and "triangles (pocono)". Indy is really a rectangle, but it's called an oval.
now for the Hypocrites... ok so FAST CARS are cool. STICK SHIFTS are cool. WINNING is cool. DRAG RACING (straight line... MORE boring than "Circles") is cool. but NASCAR isn't?
ok maybe there are too many ads on wheels, but you can't honestly deny that these guys are good. YOU try it... see how long YOU last. just any old car won't hold up... the specialized cars sometimes can't cut it. like when they get loose and spin out. or like when the engine dies. or when the car just plain SUCKS (like Dale JR. @ Las Vegas, Spring 2004)
actually WATCH a race and find out what really goes on under the hood and all around before you go "rednecks" or "pussies". i suggest Talladega or Martinsville if you even read this far.
it's also a team sport. do they get out and change their own tires??? NO. pit crew. people that build their cars. all kinds of teamwork, driver is just the most glamorous position on the team.
and rednecks??? Kurt Busch is from Las Vegas. Tony Stewart (the best of all) is from Indy. there are tracks in CA (2), NV, NH, NY, KS, AZ, PA, MI, and other non-southeast-redneck states.
most motorcycles can't go 210MPH on talladega like Bill Elliot did... they could only do maybe 150 AND scrape off a kickstand.
and you say "circles". no "Ovals (rockingham)", "tri-ovals (talladega, daytona)", "d-shaped ovals (michigan)", "quad-ovals (atlanta)", "egg-shaped ovals (darlington)" and "triangles (pocono)". Indy is really a rectangle, but it's called an oval.
now for the Hypocrites... ok so FAST CARS are cool. STICK SHIFTS are cool. WINNING is cool. DRAG RACING (straight line... MORE boring than "Circles") is cool. but NASCAR isn't?
ok maybe there are too many ads on wheels, but you can't honestly deny that these guys are good. YOU try it... see how long YOU last. just any old car won't hold up... the specialized cars sometimes can't cut it. like when they get loose and spin out. or like when the engine dies. or when the car just plain SUCKS (like Dale JR. @ Las Vegas, Spring 2004)
actually WATCH a race and find out what really goes on under the hood and all around before you go "rednecks" or "pussies". i suggest Talladega or Martinsville if you even read this far.
DUDE DID U SEE THAT!!! Tony Stewart just won the 2002 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship!!! GO TONY!!!.... and he's 2nd right now in 2004 (as of Golden Corral 500)
by Jolt March 15, 2004
Get the nascar mug.To 'Nascar' is to incompletely shake the urine out of one's penis prior to returning the penis back to the pants, resulting in a urine spot visible to the observer.
"Hey man, thanks for holding my beer while I was peeing."
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Jacob Dinkelman,"Nobody gives a fuck it's NASCAR. Let's watch a real sport."
Jacob Dinkelman,"Nobody gives a fuck it's NASCAR. Let's watch a real sport."
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