musket pack

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a female, while she is menstruating and a tampon is carelessly left in the vaginal canal. Usually alcohol is involved. To reverse this act a flash light and a long grasping device are required

He musket packed her last night and created what appears to be a crime scene in Ginther's spare bedroom.

by jcutch82 September 22, 2014

Fluffer Musket

1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.

2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.

partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"

"That Fluffer Musket sucked me DRY!"

by Xeven VxHxN "spidey" October 4, 2012

Muskego, WI

Just one of many hick towns in Wisconsin. What used to be all farms, has now developed into much more. Muskego has a bar on every corner, ten banks, three grocery stores, two Walgreens, and a McDonalds.

I'm goin to the Kroeger in Muskego, WI, ya'll.

by Muskego girl October 31, 2008

musketfucked

A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.

"Hi, good morning. See that helmet with brains in it? I musketfucked Chris like 30 seconds ago."

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

Musked

when you're about to snort coke out of a guys asshole but he farts

me and my boyfriend were hanging out, snorting coke out each others asshole, then he musked me

by jackme11 September 27, 2018

Three Musketeers

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.

The other night my friends and I gave Veronica the Three Musketeers.

by wandmore March 17, 2007

Flesh Musket

your penis.

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye

by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003