musketfucked 

A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.

"Hi, good morning. See that helmet with brains in it? I musketfucked Chris like 30 seconds ago."

musketfucked by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

musterfucked 

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

musterfucked by Poonj March 19, 2016

muskfucked 

Someone who lost their job due to Trump henchman Elon meddling in the federal government.

She had to find a new job after getting totally muskfucked by Elon

muskfucked by Dawnten February 22, 2025