Elon Musking

The act of heating up your nail or bucket with the torch on full blast, similar to the rockets Elon is testing.

Stoner1: yooo brooo what are you doing to that nail thats excessive???
Stoner2: I'm Elon Musking it bro how else am I going to get to mars???

by PooPooPeePee420 April 17, 2019

congo musket

When one defacates into someone's mouth, and fucks it down their throat with their member.

"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"

"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"

by Moses The Feely May 3, 2006

mukith

A burnt bangali with a scar on his forehead.

"Oh look theres a black pakki!", "No , thats a Mukith"

by mukith miah August 1, 2018

Musketeer

One of the (possibly 3) bitches on you.

Morphology: "Got 3 bitches on me like the 3 Musketeers"

"Ay man I got this Musketeer that won't stop snapping me"

by Sir Truman September 9, 2020

Three muskateers

When a Woman has sex Oraly,Analy,And Vaginaly at the same time(keep in mind this requires three men). This is a bad idea because it May cause suffocation and or Vaginal,Oral or Anal bleeding.But if you enjoy killing Hookers good luck.

Steve: Hey guys gues what!
Jack&Dilon: WHAT!
Steve: I found this Crazy Chick who will let us do three Muskateers on her for only 20$
Dilon: Damn son that motherfucker is Crazy

by Chanse G055 March 26, 2010

Pack My Musket

When someone has to take a dump so they ask a friend to shove some sort of shaft (preferably a golf club or broomstick) up their ass hole so they no longer have the urge to shit.

Me- Hey man, we still have a few more holes until we get to the clubhouse and I really have to shit. Do you mind using my 3 iron to pack my musket?
Friend- Sure bro, no problem. Bend over!

by musketeer69 January 8, 2019

Music City Musket Loader

When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"

My Husband gave me a Music City Musket Loader last night... My pus is still on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JDMKNASH January 12, 2022