he is so hot and has big titties and he is an english teacher but most importantly, he’s the sexiest man alive
by reallysweatyballs May 27, 2022
Get the Mr Murraymug. alex murray is a racist terrorist and loves bombing orphans. He screams the N word are everybody when he gets his dick sucked
by Logan Mace September 6, 2023
Get the Alex Murraymug. To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.
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Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months. We can’t afford to move right now.
Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
Jack: Guessing that means you won’t be renewing the season ticket then? That sucks mate.
Andy: Oh no thats staying. Im heading down with the family for a few days next week. Might splash out on a hospitality package.
Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition
by anonymous June 3, 2022
Get the The Murray Juxtapositionmug. A man who statistically gets no bitches.
Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.
Known to be one of the many men on the planet who no matter how hard he tries cannot find a woman that is willing to date him.
by ScatmanJohn June 18, 2022
Get the Murray cockermug. A pimped out player who knows how to get his. While a murray kirman may only stand at about 5'6 he's atleast 7feet tall when laying on his back and his feet are wide as a bear's paw. Known for his exploitation of women and his extremly legendary large penis. Murray kirman is also known to punk a motherfucker in a split second, While rivaled by noone and praised by all, murray kirman is the definition of having "been there and done that" Also a murray kirman can be found in the city of Sherman Oaks in Los Angeles County usually representing himself as only a real G can in his "OLD GUYS RULE" T-Shirts and when asked about anything worth doing he can more than not be found answering with the only answer a beast of a man like himself can answer a question with "It was good, it was not great". Also this man's took a trip to the store at age 11 and his explorations and adventure's were captured in a 5 book series called The Death Dealer" written by Frank Frazetta. A murray kirman is also known by his bathroom shower which has been said to be big enough for 3 very large people but for his uses he can only squeeze himself, a slender thin woman and his extremely large penis in that mystical of all places where magic and sexual perfection is achieved.
by thatguy1980 November 4, 2011
Get the Murray Kirmanmug. A Murray James is a kind lovable dude with a big ass heart for the little things in life. Similair to many humans, one can often find a Murray James inside a 7-11 holding a slurpee. Most 'Murray's' have a love and devotion towards music.
Max walked into a 7-11 to get a slurpee. As he was getting a slurpee a Murray James walked right into the store.
by X2bassplayer September 2, 2009
Get the Murray Jamesmug. by murraysface June 21, 2008
Get the Murray Facemug.