murph diving

diving into pussy... feet first

my girlfriend wanted me to get creative in bed, so I went murph diving and she loved it!

by Suite 220 February 2, 2009

Reverse Murph

When an inebriated individual reappears at the bar after performing an Irish goodbye (Murph).

Shaggy: Where is Sean?
Jay: He Murphed over an hour ago.
Nicole: No, he is sitting over there on the bar stool.
Sean: I'm right here!
Abby: What an awesome reverse Murph!

by Gheen April 6, 2011

murphballer

v. to whisper the phrase "murphballer" into a girl's ear while you are having sex with her. A popular variation is to yell "MURPHBALLER!" as you reach orgasm. Also, considered an anthem in the streets of many Chicagoland neighborhoods, namely Hyde Park and La Grange Park.

Named after Dave who was featured in such films as "Major Dunkage" and "Major Dunkage 2"

I gave Alice the murphballer last night and she freaked out.

by your favorite rat April 12, 2008

Memphis Barbie Q Grill

This is the smile of an otherwise flawless drag queen with visibly rotten teeth(meth mouth), sewer breath(decaying pig meat, bourbon, river water, semen). A mouth that shows a clear lack of any form of dental plan. It would most likely have the smoke from a Newport billowing from it that can be seen and smelled from miles away.

Gu, did you see that trannie with the auburn hair, Louis bag and fierce brow from last night?

The one that looked kinda like Beyonce?

Yeah! I went to tip her a dollar on her second number but when she showed too much of that Memphis Barbie Q Grill, I just kept my buck and walked away!….GURRL!!!

by Covergirl September 25, 2010

Memphis Margarita

The Memphis Margarita is a cocktail consisting Jack Daniels, Tequila and Coca Cola or other cola flavored Slurpee of Slushee. A must try for those who wish to get shit housed quickly and easily. Among other things it is delicious and covert for those drinking underage.

Dude 1:"Hey, did you hear what Sam did last night?"

Dude 2:"Yeah, apparently he got pulled over while drinking a Memphis Margarita and then beat the shit out of the cop."

Dude 1:"Damn, what a pro"

Dude 2:"Yeah, then he went home and passed out in his front yard"

by Mr. Guy 34 November 2, 2010

memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

Memphis Underground

☠ Memphis Underground:

Underground Gangsta Rap from Memphis, Tennessee consisting of gritty production, vulgar vocals, Horrorcore, devil shit, pimp shit, a Lo-Fi atmosphere, and synth instrumentals. The style arose in the mid→late 1980's. It began with D.J. Spanish Fly, and thrived in the 1990's with Triple 6 Mafia, Gimisum Family, Frayser Click, Street Smart Records, Playa Posse, Trauma Center Killaz, Orange Juice Clique, Graveyard Productions, Darkside Click, 187 Family, Big Pimping Productions, Willett Klick, Criminal Mafia, 1-9-6 Clique, The Family, The 2nd Family, North Memphis Playa Click, 2 Thick, 3.M.K. & many other artists.

The Memphis Underground scene consists of D.J. Spanish Fly, Tommy Wright III, D.J. Paul, Lord Infamous, Shawty Pimp, Yo Gottii, M.C. Money, Gangsta Gold, and many other rappers.

by -Melancholia- July 22, 2017