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v. to whisper the phrase "murphballer" into a girl's ear while you are having sex with her. A popular variation is to yell "MURPHBALLER!" as you reach orgasm. Also, considered an anthem in the streets of many Chicagoland neighborhoods, namely Hyde Park and La Grange Park.

Named after Dave who was featured in such films as "Major Dunkage" and "Major Dunkage 2"
I gave Alice the murphballer last night and she freaked out.
by your favorite rat April 12, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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