Mottagazzi Mud Strike

A legendary bathroom maneuver in which a man, struck with unfortunate timing, gets a boner while taking a dump and instinctively grabs it like the control stick of a bomber plane—mentally narrating the moment as he releases “payloads” into the porcelain blast zone. Usually followed by a moment of self-reflection about why the male brain works this way.

“I was minding my own business and suddenly my brain said ‘target acquired.’ Next thing you know—Mottagazzi Mud Strike.”

by nukelife March 5, 2026

thottie mottie

a group of thots (promiscuous women) in one setting.

Hey how was the party, the girls?
The party was lit, there was some thottie motties.

by for-reign February 12, 2017

abril motta

She is a beutiful person, with a grat heart and se is so perfect.
You will love her.
Slay girl

Abril motta is the love of my life ♡

by hsvsvbdksks February 6, 2018

Mia Mottram

That girl that will always back a night out no matter what but always seems to go missing for half the night

Where's Clive? has he done a Mia Mottram?

by seshdiariesxoxo March 16, 2019

Umar motto

Sit back get your ass clapped

Umar motto: hey girl I want you to sit back and get ur ass clapped

by Not Umar November 2, 2021

Miller-Motte College

is a system of for-profit technical colleges throughout the southeastern United States. Its parent company is Ancora Education.2

Miller-Motte College is the best.

by JulieFayePrice April 23, 2022

Jay Motty

A hand job when the hand is covered in shit

Gerrard shat on his hand, wrapped said hand around Klopp’s schlong and gave Klopp a Jay Motty. Klopp loved it.

by BenDNazzakat April 1, 2023