Mother of pearl

A useful tool to have around when you really need to curse and can't.

If you cannot relate to this now, you will by the time you have children.

For instance, "Shit mother fucker fuck shit" , can be easily translated to, "Mother of pearl".

by AislynnE. May 13, 2006

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007

mother wit

Innate intelligence, common sense

If you had any mother wit, you would not look for a gas leak with a match.
You don't have the sense you were born with.

by Earl F. Parrish August 20, 2006

Queen Mother

A bossy woman who is dominant, confident, headstrong and independent. She can be a feminist. She’s bossy esp to men.

My gf is a queen mother

by Genpum January 25, 2018

knees up mother brown

national anthem of cockneyland

aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc

by mike read August 7, 2003

Ur brother ur mother

Ultimate insult of all insults about sum nibbas family

Geoff: ur mum gai
Ryan: No u, ur dad lesbian
Geoff: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: no u
Geoff: Ur sisters a mister:
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
Geoff: is sent to thot hell to burn and never return

by Mysistersnotamister27 March 15, 2018

Burn the Mother Fucker DOWN

A type of war cry used when revenge or justice of some kind is in order. Often used before someone finishes something other people started.

"I got fired last night. I'm goin' there tomorrow and imma burn that mother fucker DOWN!"

by electronicbattleground November 9, 2004