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skeeter mosquiter

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.
Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
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mosquito

A little bug that comes along and bites your ass.
Man, that guy completely mosquitoed me.
by Anonymous September 17, 2003
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Mosquito Bites

(n.)(adj.)Small ass tities on a girl. Small boobs. Stuff those damn things. The 'Confusion' between a womans chest and little bumps formed on the skin. Usually an insult.
"That lovely woman has a nice bottom, but Mosquito Bites for tits." "Are those Mosquito Bites on your chest or your boobies?"
by Richard I. March 13, 2007
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Misquito

verb: While a girl is menstruating, a male uses a straw to inhale blood from the woman's cunt. This strange but very erotic sexual position has been known to cure polio. Misquitoing has also been refered to has vaginal vampiring.
The bitch was on her period and I was thirsty, so I decided to misquito her to rehidrate myself.
by Alex the Great #1 March 12, 2009
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vaginal mosquitoes

Vaginal mosquitoes is a newly discovered STI/STD that affects sexually active and infected women who have come into contact with a man infected with the disease known as "penile termites".

A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.

Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.
Amanda had a bad case of the vaginal mosquitoes- but luckily some bug spray fixed the problem!

I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.
by rarballa July 14, 2010
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Mosquito MAgnet

Product designed to attract mosquito's that attracts more problems than Shang Hi whore with a raging case of herpes. Buy one thier number one in the world.
by Bump September 2, 2004
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mosquito

Mosquito Valentine is appledictic.
by Nathanyouth September 11, 2003
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