-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
Carl: Dude this is good weed.
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
Greg: I know, I can't move.
Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!
Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!
Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.
Greg: What the fuck?
by Sheet Man November 29, 2010
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The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
The image of the angel Moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church
The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
The image of the angel Moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church
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If ever you do something incredibly stupid and foolish and you have to laugh about it later and call yourself a moron you were probably being watched over by one of my minions. Don't worry we wont hurt you. Our powers extend only to the power of making you trip and what not. Not causing fatal car accidnets... we are mischievious... not malicious
If ever you do something incredibly stupid and foolish and you have to laugh about it later and call yourself a moron you were probably being watched over by one of my minions. Don't worry we wont hurt you. Our powers extend only to the power of making you trip and what not. Not causing fatal car accidnets... we are mischievious... not malicious
I am the MoronicDEMON
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