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Rigor Mortis

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a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.
Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?
by Sheet Man November 29, 2010
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Morting

the act of habitually bedshitting combined with periods of severe confusion. Usually in a video game.
I just couldn't stop morting in call of duty last night.
by unevenzero October 7, 2013
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The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
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Mitt Romney and Orrin Hatch are moroni's.
Utah is full of moroni's.
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mortisha

Variable use noun.

1. a bad situation
2. cards are stacked against you

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That exam was a mortisha.
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moronica

Stan is a moron, and Jessica is just as stupid she's such a moronica I swear.
by Da_Brotha_Grim November 4, 2011
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moronic

A person that is a moron and an idiot at the same time.
When someone does something so amazingly! stupid! to where you don't know whether to call them a moron or an idiot.
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MoronicDEMON

My log-in handle since i was like 12.
If ever you do something incredibly stupid and foolish and you have to laugh about it later and call yourself a moron you were probably being watched over by one of my minions. Don't worry we wont hurt you. Our powers extend only to the power of making you trip and what not. Not causing fatal car accidnets... we are mischievious... not malicious
I am the MoronicDEMON
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