moorestown

a boring crackerjack town where all the kids drink hard liquor from the time they stepped out of their mama and all the girls are trash if their purse is below 500 dollars and polo shirts are not only what you wear but if you don't you get suspended oh and where all the black people try to be black but act so white it is not even funny and the white people act blacker than the the black people and the puerto rican people say how much they LOVE puerto rico every two seconds that it literally makes you sick and in need of a therapist

sally: a yo dawg what we doin tonite HOFFA

bonquisha: mark do we have any plans for this evening?

juan: PUERTO RICO!!! OHHHHHHHH (two seconds later) BORICUA PARA VIVA!!!!! ( are you gonna change your cultural background anytime soon?)

by tati December 25, 2004

molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

Moorestown

A town in southern New Jersey, near Philadelphia.

Synonym: Mo'town

Moorestown is such a boring place to live that I sometimes want to stab myself in the throat with a pen just to end the pain.

by MHS class of 2002 March 7, 2004

molesteration

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

by hankmustdie April 30, 2004

moosestash

a mustache in which a girl has a mustache that is just one long thick line

that girl has one serious moosestash she needs to wax

by Pumpkinhead112197 June 29, 2008

Molester Hug

A hug that is performed in the fashion of a semi-molestation. It starts off like any normal hug with arms wide open but then proceeds to shoving the person into yourself by pulling the victim with your open arms in very quickly causing them to lose balance and then walking away like nothing ever happened. The person that was hugged feels loved and molested at the same time. Amazing.

Mevan: hey watzup Kaylee
Kaylee: hey wats going on Mevan
(Mevan Molester Hugs Kaylee)
Kaylee: Wow i feel loved and molested... Amazing

by MevanKaylee September 24, 2010

molesterape

Being molested and raped in a video game

Omg , the other team is molesterape us with that spawn trap at Alpha.

by AntwonD June 11, 2014