Tequila Monster

A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.

See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.

"Man, i got totally wasted last night and the Tequila Monster told me to give him my kidneys"

by LukeLombard December 12, 2008

Monsters, Inc.

(a.k.a. Monsters, Incorporated) Monstropolis's largest source of scream energy. Monsters, Inc. is equipped with an enormous, high-security door vault, state of the art door station technology and scream collecting technology, professional-tested scarer training tools, and a quick link to the CDA, just in case.

Monsters, Incorporated: We scare, because we care.

by DanMat6288 May 07, 2004

Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie

"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 02, 2015

Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.

1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!

by justinmiller October 13, 2020

The Fame Monster

The 2nd album released by American pop music artist Lady GaGa.

Tracklisting:

1. Bad Romance
2. Alejandro
3. Monster
4. Speechless
5. Dance in the Dark
6. Telephone
7. So Happy I Could Die
8. Teeth

The Fame Monster just topped Justin Bieber's My World 2.0!

by qweropy April 18, 2010

Bean Monster

This n**ga eats all your beans. Beware, he will not hesitate to take a spoon and bonk those beans. Make Sure not to befriend one of these monsters.

John ate all my beans from my lunch. I know he's such a Bean Monster.

by You eat All my BEans September 28, 2018

Mud Monster

Having so much fun all the time you wouldn't even know you were covered in shit.

I was such a mud monster at Jessica's party last night.

by LizardInACan September 19, 2021