East Milton

better than the west side :P

east milton is awesome

by xoxoxoluvshorties December 4, 2011

The Mitten

Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.

1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."

2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"

by T-Bottom August 27, 2009

Milton, MA

A town right outside of Boston. It's broken up into two sides: The East and The West. Milton is notably the most Irish town in the United States, although there is a rising number of African-Americans. Milton was also listed (respectfully) in 2007 and 2009 as the 7th and 5th best place to live in America. Very hard to imagine as there is virtually nothing to do there. Hence why there is such a big problem with drinking and drugs within the town's teenage inhabitants (who frequent the woods at night for "fun"). They also use slang which is getting more and more ridiculous by the year. Not to mention that many Milton teenagers don't take kindly to outsiders (Why? because they're assholes). By appearance, Milton is the epitome of a suburb. Nice houses, clean neighborhoods, etc.

Kids: "The cops are coming! Quick! Hide the reebs! Hide the reebs!"

Cops: "You idiots. Just because we're cops doesn't mean we're stupid enough to know that beers spelled backwards is reebs.....only in Milton, MA."

by masterBarry September 7, 2010

mittens

Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.

Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.

I love that post about sharies. I'm giving it mittens and win!

by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009

east milton

The East Side of Milton, bordering on Quincy. Notable features include woods where straight up zeebin goes down, because they never heard of using someone's house, so kids always get arrested and shit. They have their own language.

Whaatup, dude? You zoobin?
Yah, you?
Yah dude, creepin at the Emod
Rep the E!
East Milton!

by This kid right here April 23, 2007

minton

A hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"
Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"
Ryan: "That's what she said!"
(Greg whiffs)
Ryan: "Nice one."
Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cock is headed straight for your face!"
Ryan: "That's what he said!"
(Greg hits it right into the net)
Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

Jizz mitten

When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.

"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".

by Jim Jamz January 6, 2010