by baluba December 27, 2005
Get the mitten mug.level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:
When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
Get the awkward mittens mug.Clumsy or uncoordinated in an endearing or cute way. Based on the difficulty people have picking things up or performing tricky manual tasks while wearing mittens. This is especially the case with woollen mittens, which not only impede the individual use of your fingers but also get easily covered in dirt or snow.
This term also pertains to the type of people who wear mittens; slightly strange children, possibly quite sheltered or with learning difficulties. These children sometimes had their mittens pinned to their clothing or wore a string connecting the mittens under the outer clothing layers so as to prevent their mittens being lost. It is the image of this child with a haircut their mum gave them and matching mittens and beanie that the adjective ‘mitten’ refers to.
This term also pertains to the type of people who wear mittens; slightly strange children, possibly quite sheltered or with learning difficulties. These children sometimes had their mittens pinned to their clothing or wore a string connecting the mittens under the outer clothing layers so as to prevent their mittens being lost. It is the image of this child with a haircut their mum gave them and matching mittens and beanie that the adjective ‘mitten’ refers to.
'Ugh, I was so drunk last night, I dropped my beer like 3 times, I am such a mitten'
'Oh wow, did you see that mitten? That little kid totally ran into that sliding glass door.'
'Oh wow, did you see that mitten? That little kid totally ran into that sliding glass door.'
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Guy 1: Its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!
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