Love Mitten 

Vagina or a place where babies come from

Mel has an exquisite love mitten

Love Mitten by Unit VP December 17, 2006

fish mitten 

See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)

A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.

fish mitten by Donkey Kong September 16, 2004

Dick Mitten 

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.

Dick Mitten by David Williams September 12, 2005

Frosty Mitten Job 

A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens

Hey why are you smiling so big?

Cuz, I just got my first Frosty Mitten Job

Frosty Mitten Job by manswer April 29, 2009

mittelstadt mode 

Much like sicko mode or goblin mode, Mittelstadt mode is a heightened form of pure unadulterated energy and downright awesomeness. To which one takes themselves to another level, much like Casey Mittelstadt did in the 2018 Hockey World Junior Championships. Typically in Mittelstadt mode when drunk. Often comes from an unsung hero.

Joseph enter’s Mittelstadt mode when the 10 from state asks him to be her partner for beer ball.

“Hey man how’d your spring break go?”

“I got zero play from the birds but I went Mittelstadt mode on the pong table.”

mittelstadt mode by BigOil18 August 7, 2023

Sticky Mitten

When a man cums in his hand and then procedes to slap his girl in the face with it

Angry that she wouldnt swallow, Bob came in his hand and then slapped Betty in the face. " You got sticky mittened bitch!"

Sticky Mitten by BestDayEver July 25, 2009

swish mitten

a term for a vagina that is soaked in vodka.

dude, her swish mitten was all stanky last night

swish mitten by greenbay fann November 12, 2011