Mischa Barton

Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'?
The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it!
Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!

Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like?
Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league!
Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!

by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010

miscarriage

The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.

Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.

by Dano Magnum October 30, 2006

Mischa Barton

The only reason I sometimes watch the O.C.

Mischa Barton is smoking hot.

by demoncleaner May 15, 2008

mishant

A derivative of Me and Shouldn't (Shant). As if spoken by a laid back Rastafarian/Jamaican character.

I have so much food at my desk mishant be needing to go to the shops for a long time.

by Mitch_Kramer May 17, 2012

Mishkah

The Russian word for bear, mostly a baby bear ( Cub ).

That's why the logo of the compony "Mishka" is a bear.

Also used as a pet name, very much like sweetie-pie and honey-bear

1) There goes a mishkah!
2) I love you, mishka

by BearMartin October 9, 2015

mishaya

A beautiful loving girl who is the best friend or girl you could ever meet. She is there and has your back no matter what. She is fun to hang around and she loves sports especially hockey. If you meet a mishaya you are very lucky

Friend 1: Who's your friend

Friend 2: Her name is Mishaya
Friend 3: Oh man, your so lucky

by The cool life March 13, 2018

Mishayla

A big nerd who would rather spend all day in the library then in the mall. please note that apparently not all Mishaylas are good but not all of them are "small tittied whores." Some are big titted nerds who don't even hang with guys, let alone sleep with someones boyfriend.

"That girl is such a Mishayla. She's fucking awesome."

by shaylalayne February 14, 2015