Mike

Has the smallest dick out of all of his friends, but has a big heart. He is always sticking up for his friends, but his dick causes him to lose girls.

“Damn bro Mike lost another girlfriend because his dick didn’t fit”

by HotGirlHorseRanch123 May 2, 2020

Mike

1. Half of the name of a jellybean like candy
2. A green cyclops from monsters inc

3. A guys name

1. You know what tastes really good Mike and Ikes
2. Mike wazowski, that wazowski with one I

3. I saw mike yesterday

by fruitloopsfromouterspace January 16, 2014

Mike

The Letter M in military Phonetics usually coding for "Minutes" in communication.

What's your ETA?

5 Mikes

by EmmaLi November 8, 2015

Mike

Fuckin cheating dick heads

Ew look Bella look it's Mike.

by Franky July 20, 2016

Mike

A person that is normally very overweight. Gets drunk often, and talks to SMALL British children on the internet. A mike plays video games that involve underage Japanese animated females. A mike has a large heart and small genitalia. He plays many other games with underage British kids on twitch for a profit. Overall he is a baller

Oh jee, he sure is a Mike today

by coOLBOY8mIneR January 15, 2019

mike mike

Mike, the phoenetic alphebet word for the letter M. Mike MiKe is used to decribe the caliber of a weapon.

AK-47 - 7.62mike,mike
M-4 - 5.56 mike,mike
MK19 - 40 mike,mike
m9 - 9 mike,mike

That M113 has a 40 mike mike on the mount.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006

Mike Mike Mike

A "code word" used in public between you and your partner that Hump Day is quickly approaching.

Mermaid: Mike Mike Mike, I'll be home in an hour.
Squid: Roger, I'll pop a little blue pill and put on some Barry White

by That Sailor December 17, 2019