Madden

A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.

Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Madden Special

Fellatio given while the receiver is playing a video game, including, but not limited to Madden, NBA, or Halo.

"Her Madden Specials are the reason I don't break up with her"

by jbrwsf June 3, 2009

The Madden

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.

"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"

by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006

Dirty Madden

Getting a blowjob while playing a video game

Man, my girlfriend gave me the best Dirty Madden while I was playing Halo 3. It was amazing!

by Lars McKowan March 17, 2009

joel madden

A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.

"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"

by christinauk July 3, 2006

Madden and chill

When you have no social life and no girl to call to come over to "Netflix and chill". A subtle way to say you'll be at home, alone, watching porn.

Status update-" wow... home on a Friday night again. I can get used to this. Madden and chill time."

by Dr Tra December 21, 2015

Middern

not the southern part of the U.S. not the northern part of the U.S. but the middle part of the U.S.

“What part of the U.S. do you live in”
“I live in the middern part of the U.S.”

by jojoyobro June 30, 2018