Melina

Melina is just a cutie. She is the best of the best. She is always there for u and just loves you.

She's nice that must be Melina

by LilyMercz June 1, 2022

melling

Obnoxiously asking for answers to questions that cannot be given as they are out of the group's control. Upon promptly being reminded of this fact, then doubling down on their question by obliviously reminding the group of how long of a drive they have, which is completely un-unique from a large portion of said group

Well there he goes melling again for the third time this morning ....

by Triton-King70 June 26, 2023

Meiling

A chinese youkai who serves as the 3rd Stage Boss of Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, the 6th mainline game in the Touhou Project Series. She also gets most of the worst possible treatment from the fans, being called things such as lazy, useless, and "China".

Canonically, she's neither lazy nor useless.

She also may or may not actually be a dragon.

Stage 3 of EOSD graces us with the best girl in all of Touhou, Hong Meiling! It's just a freaking shame that she's one of the fandom's biggest butt-monkey's!

by RandomNobody.XML July 20, 2023

darth mauling

Having vomiting and diarrhea at the same time. Origin: An online comic strip I honestly can't remember the name of right now.

Oh my God, I was so sick I was Darth Mauling all day long!

by MxyzptlkkltpzyxM October 4, 2013

Fun Without Melina

Nothing.

Girl 1: Hey! I’m moving in tomorrow. Do you know when Melina gets here?

Girl 2: Same. She told me she gets there the 20th.

Girl 1: WTF? I guess we won’t be having any fun for two days.

Girl 2: Ugh. Fun without Melina? More like FML.

by MeowgirlsoRawrXD August 17, 2021

The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it

not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE

by Kimmy Booth January 18, 2005

Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.

After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.

by wizard of balls May 17, 2010