by Kskskskssksk January 17, 2022

When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.
by Mackus December 6, 2022

Someone who is so addicted to performing the steps of any process so precisely and in the right order that it is likely more unhealthy than methamphetamine itself.
He is such a method head he cant accomplish the simplest of tasks without stressing out everyone involved.
by timeformetoflyeeeeI November 21, 2013

The "Squat-And-Cough" Method
n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging
Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.
Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.
n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging
Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.
Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.
by Phillip S December 24, 2008

A highly advanced technique that some males use to obtain coitus from a potential partner. It involves spamming out their dick pics to all interested targets in a wide spread attempt that one will be a hit, hence the name.
by Derek Ferguson June 29, 2017

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011

A method in which you have one of your friends vouch for you in a discord server in order to get a staff position and then hollywood everyone you know, grow a huge ego, and treat your discord mod position like a real job.
by JayFromTheKubScoutz August 30, 2023
