The Linus Method

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**

I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”

by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023

Bryce Method

The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.

Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method

by Johnny Turntable July 2, 2011

The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.

It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.

by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020

Drake method

Implying a method of anti-pregnant: pour hot sauce into condoms to kill sperm

Yesterday, I have the best sex ever and then I used the Drake method.

by Kskskskssksk January 17, 2022

method head

Someone who is so addicted to performing the steps of any process so precisely and in the right order that it is likely more unhealthy than methamphetamine itself.

He is such a method head he cant accomplish the simplest of tasks without stressing out everyone involved.

by timeformetoflyeeeeI November 21, 2013

the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.

john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere

by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011

Dolensky's Method

(v.) The act of laying the correct card on top of alot of other cards in the game B.S.

Its your turn and you Have to lay an 8. To use the "Dolensky's Method", you lay an 8, but you put a couple cards under it. If someone says B.S. you just show them the 8 you were supposed to lay. You get out scot-free and you run out of cards faster.

by James Dolensky March 6, 2011