Mermaid Effect

When a man/boy goes an extended period of no wanking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

The mermaid effect totally kicked in when I was camping last week. That tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.

by In honor of Steven Wright April 25, 2012

Mermaids

Girls who cannot relate to boys on any intellectual level. They are only able to use their looks or sexuality to get attention. Jealous of girls who are able to use both.

The Mermaids saw the Wendies laughing with the boys and decide to drown them.

by latter day snail October 11, 2010

mermaids

myth water creatures that has a human upper-body and a big fish tail.

ex#1 the mermaids swam with grace in the blue salty water.
ex#2 mermaids are very graceful.

by Cassidt Thirtin November 28, 2006

Merman

A heavy drinker, esp. a habitual one. A witty person who holds down the bar til the break of dawn; rarely leaves their post. Mermen enjoy the celebration of beverages and spitting game to random girls. Pertaining to one who buys rounds of grape bombs for all those around them.

"Merman was on point last night...he was buying grape bombs and pouring them down girls throats!"

"I can't go to the bar because I'm broke and I have zero game....Fuck that, Merman will take care of you!"

by redcin49 August 20, 2009

mermire

This is a creature that is a mermaid and a vampire.

Elivs: Hey, so where's that accent from?
Marygolightly: Romania
Elvis: Oh, are you from Transilvania; are you a vampire?
Marygolightly: No, I am from the seaside. I am a mermaid :))
Elvis: A mermire!

by marygolightly June 13, 2005

merma

something that is really good. something that sounds great. venezuelan word for 'fucking great'

Que merma esta esa verga. mermatroniko.

by glyptic March 19, 2005

Melum

To place inanimate objects in your butt and keep them there for an indefinite amount of time.

"Dude where the fuck is my couch? Please don't tell me you pulled a Melum!"

"I cannot believe my girlfriend fucked my room-mate. When I see them I am going to Melum them good"

by JCoch May 13, 2008