Meresa

Considerate and Kind, willing to help a friend. If betrayed can be very bitter and vengeful.

If you ever need anything, let me know and I will go Meresa on that.

by blondeeeeeeeeee August 20, 2010

merde

france for 'shit'. Means 'good luck' in show business. Comes from long time ago, when a lot of people go to see a play, coach's horses shit all over the parking. They whishes 'shit' to wish lot of people in your play.

I whish you merde, or simply MERDE

by Hugo Fiorentini September 20, 2005

creme de la merd

The best of the worst.

(From the French saying, "creme de la creme," except that it means "cream of the shit")

Taco Bell is the creme de la merd of late night fast food dining.

by Anomaly September 24, 2005

bordel de merde

The French slang expression bordel de merde ("whorehouse of shit") is a more explicit variant of merde ("shit"), and is used to indicate one's frustration/anger/disappointment with a strongly unpleasant situation.

In some French regions, notably in the south of France, an even more eloquent variant is used with the wonderful expression "bordel ton cul qui pompe merde".

Literally: "whorehouse your ass that pumps/squirts shit."

Tu m'as foutu, bordel de merde! = You fucked me, fucking crap (whorehouse shit)!
Tu m'as foutu , bordel ton cul qui pompe merde! = You fucked me, whorehouse your ass that squirts shit!

by Gleufje March 21, 2017

Mermsies

An underwater blow job. The semen is then eaten like a fish eating it's food.

Carla gave me mermsies. It was so unexpected she got the bate in under thirty seconds.

by Phillip Glimp October 20, 2008

merse

another word for first.
usually used at the end of the sentence in a whiny tone.

Person 1: Let's go on that ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 22, 2008

mercs

A group of people out to get something, usually fucking up a person with their fists and or anything they pick up off the ground.

This may be due to the victim eyeing the mercs' girlfriends, or giving any of the mercs a bad look, or there may be no explanation to fuck a person up.

Those mercs fucked you up man. Next time don't tell their girlfriends that you want to fuck them sideways twice in an hour.

My mercs fucked you up, nigga.

by the mercs August 5, 2008