bite meister

A person usually from the coast or ghetto area who is always trying to "get a bite" of your food.

bite meister:"say fool lemme get a bite of that hot pocket"
me:"why should I give you a bite I'm really hungry?"
bite meister: " cause fool...IM DA BITE MEISTER YAAAAA!"

by nantucketman88 May 20, 2010

Dirty Maisy

Shagging a 100 year old man and giving him an erectile examination before he has a heart attack

Did you hear that graham ended up in a dirty Maisy situation last night?

How embarrasing

by Eleri March 12, 2021

Meist

Someone who makes themself the central focus of their religion, regardless of what faith they claim to ascribe to. It is practiced by those who use religion in a self serving manner, changing the religion from its intended form to be about what they get out of it, who they can control with it, and what religion "fits them" as opposed to seeking truth, enlightenment, or what pleases their god. Subconsciously they take the god position and tailor the religion to fit them instead of changing their life to fit the religion. They do not truly worship the image or spirit of a god but their own self image or public image. Socially they present a religiously perfect image, while inside they often vastly different and continually self seeking, using the religious image to gain social status, influence, or have their egos stroked by being told how "good" they are. Most people who are Meists do not think they are Meists, but would quickly point out a few other people that they think are. Meists are the most offended at being called one, when in honesty most religious people have had to cope with some of these qualities, if not all, at one time or another in their faith.

The pharisees and sadducees that Jesus often reprimanded were Meists, as they claimed to be men of God, but used religion in a self serving manner.

A person who manipulates a holy text, through either omission or intentional forced interpretation, to excuse or condone self serving actions, would be considered a Meist.

by Lindsay Archer January 5, 2006

Meisha

Some chick who broke up with a guy ages ago, maybe a little harshly, but now the bitchboy won't stop moaning about it. Therefore used by the bitchboy's friends as a term of annoyance.

"Somebody shoot him - he's talking about Meisha again."

by R-Bozzle September 4, 2003

messy

When something is out of control in a good way

This party is messy!

by Beenie April 15, 2003

Messy

A female who’s fucking multiple dudes in the same or similar circle. She’s always in ever guys face loves attention, and very dramatic. Very low moral standard bottom ah the barrel.

Aye bruh watch that bitch, that hoe messy. I heard she fucking with 3 other dudes and she got a boyfriend. I wouldn’t fuck with it. “word my mans smashed last night.”

by Bigsmith123 October 12, 2019

Messy Kebab

To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.

I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.

by bezzlersbezzler June 24, 2010