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To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.
I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.
by bezzlersbezzler June 22, 2010
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