make me shut up

Put that dick in my mouth

Boy:shut up
Girl: make me shut up
Boy:” makes her shut up”

by Whereyomanat April 6, 2024

you make me crazy

When he literally makes you lose your mind even though y’all are nothing

Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”

Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”

Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”

Her: “ you make me crazy “

by To much💋 March 28, 2024

Makes me uncomfortable

The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.

A: *literally just exists*
B: He makes me uncomfortable
A: *banned forever*

by Someone32143214 February 19, 2025

make me tacos beaner

What I tell my Mexican friend to do

Me: Make me tacos beaner
Friend: No you Dago
Me: Fuck you beaner
Friend: Go make me pizza
Me: Go pick beans

by tittypiggy June 18, 2023

make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,

Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed

by Bed wife June 22, 2023

If I say *Rawr* does that make me a tiger?

But he said *rawr* so clearly he's a tiger.

Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Makes me emoticon

When something makes you emotional, you can say that you're feeling emoticon/that it makes you emoticon, instead of "emotional".

Person 1: and yeah he was really rude to me.
Person 2: oh if someone's rude to me i'll kick them fr sjjssj but like i mean it's my anxiety that makes me emoticon

by megisskinny April 2, 2018