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Mount Rushmore

One person plants their bare ass on another person's face. The nose usually inserts the anus and a simultaneous fart ensues.
A bitter taste was left with Brad after Seth gave him a Mount Rushmore.
by Micah April 22, 2005
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Mount Greenwood

Neighborhood on the Far South Side of Chicago infested with white trash. There's a high prevalence of city workers here - mostly cops and firefighters. Mainly middle class. Full of obnoxious teenagers whose activities include drinking in the park, hanging out in the park, vandalizing, throwing snowballs and hiding (like pussies), smoking, drinking in the streets, walking around in herds, drinking in their parents garage, drinking, being racist, beating up mentally disabled kids, beating up black kids, grouping together to fight one kid, drinking, and essentially just acting like a bunch of dickweeds. Chicks sometimes typpp lkkk diss;; and are predominantly skanks. Like people from Oak Lawn, Evergreen Park, Beverly, and etc, they think that people genuinely give a shit about what neighborhood you live in. No, you are not hard because you are MTG BORN N RAISED. You are not hard because 10 of you beat up one kid. You are not hard because you have MTG REPRESENT - NO NIGGERS on your myspace. In fact, you have probably been an ignorant douchepacker since your daddy forgot to pull out.
Can't wait to move out of here.
*group of hard ass Mount Greenwood kids*
one kid: HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK IT'S A NIGGER
the rest: OH FUCK YES LET'S ALL FUCKING GANG UP ON THE FUCKING NIGGER COS IT TAKES A MOB OF US TO BEAT ON ONE FUCKING PERSON FUCK
by angryoldman January 14, 2010
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Mount Hebron High School

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History:
Mount Hebron is a high school in eastern HoCo Maryland. Yes, it is in one of the richest counties in America, but sadly, the school system neglects the MTH community. Being built in 1965 as a middle school (it became a high school in 1969 when Patapsco Middle was built), MTH has gone through renovation after renovation over its long lifetime. Currently, a 3-4 year renovation will start by spring break which will rebuild the western side of the school.

Administrative Staff:
Principle Scott Ruehl
Vice Principle Napoleon Saunders
Vice Principle Jennifer Clements
Vice Principle John Cheek

Athletic Highs-and-Lows:
When you walk into the Gymnasium, you are greeted with banners of previous athletic achievements, probably the most recurring sport is girls lax (really, they're that good). Football, that's another story. our football team sucks... miserably.

Traditions:
COLOUR DAY... wow, on friday of spirit week before homecoming this OLD tradition occurs. Every student wears colours that promote their specific grade. The colours are as follows:
Senior: Black (Primary MTH colour)
Juniors: Gold (Secondary MTH colour)
Sophomores: Blue (CHS secondary colour)
Freshmen: Red (CHS primary colour)

Rival:
Centennial High School (fags)
mascot- Eagle

My View:
I love MTH. I don't care if the school is getting torn apart during my high school years, the rats (which i have yet to see), locked bathrooms, or parts of the school are coloured with rivals colours. I'm in marching band, were going to georgia within a few weeks (were that cool). Despite the hardships that this school, and students, go through we manage to work together and get shit done.
I bleed black and gold (and red for the rest of this year)
-Hey, whats mount hebron high school?
-Just the best damn place EVER!
by gingerkid!!! March 16, 2009
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Mount Laurel, NJ

aka "MTL." Located in South Jersey.

It's been nominated as one of the best places to live, obviously.

Not to be confused with Medford, Moorestown, Marlton, even though they're pretty much all the same!

Don't live here unless you wanna pay property taxes out the ass! 99.7% rich and white. The rest?...not so much white, not so much rich.

A SHIT TON of spoiled rotten kids that never hear the word "NO."

You might think this town is small and inncocent but once you get past the mansions, shopping plazas, and nice-ass restaurants on every corner, you know there's some drugs rollin around (probably from all the rich parents giving their kids money on their own personal CreditCard account.)

No kid knows how to pump their own gas, or pay for it for that matter (that's the parents job.)

Most kids go to Lenape High School, where the outfit of choice for girls, is a Juicy Couture sweatsuit. And for guys, Abercrombie t-shirt and jeans, usually covered by NorthFace jacket or vest, with Ugg slippers. Everyone pretty much looks the same.

Kids start smoking, drinking, and having sex as early as 6th grade... why? Because we can. We're not snobs, we're just better than you.

Shore houses for EVERYONE whether it's in OC, AC, LBI, or WILDWOOD.

Oh, and if there's not a Wawa within 5 miles of where we're going, we're not going, cause I really want an Italian Hoagie.
Samantha: I'm from Mount Laurel, NJ!

Ashley: Oh, NJ? Bye.

Samantha: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun.

Ashley: Oh, haha, is that bag from Target?

Samantha: No, Nordstrom. Bye!
by DukeLax4 February 22, 2011
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mount vernon

often thought of as the ghettoest place in westchester, mount vernon actually contains one million dollar houses in overlapping areas neighboring country clubs in the "elite" bronxville, eastchester, and tuckahoe towns made up of very irish and italian imigrants. the other half is a scaryass place that half the city has never been to, you know, or else they'd get shot.
Person One: "I live in Mt. Vernon."
Person Two: "Oh..."
Person One: "No, no, but I REALLY live in Bronxville."
Person Two: "Ohhhh!"
by a true mt. vernon biatch March 21, 2005
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mount vernon

the hoodest city in westchester, harder than yonkers, new ro, all that...the only place where u got 14 year olds pumpin crack.
jadakiss is bitch when he's out here
by coke January 27, 2005
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MOUNT SAINT HOLLA-BACK

Same as Mount Saint Holla but with a role reversal. The man ingests lubricant whilst the woman (who wears a strap-on) takes a shit. The man then vomits the lube on the dildo and takes it up the ass while the woman continues her dump.
"My woman had a bad curry but we made the best of a bad situation when she gave me the ol' Mount Saint Holla-Back".
by Loe-tokes May 31, 2006
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