by indieryn June 3, 2010
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Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022
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by Raydome December 15, 2008
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by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018
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"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."
she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
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The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.
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