Lumbercock

1.A cockblocker in the extreme. A person who goes around chopping cocks and generally being a buzzkill. This is the guy who at clubs will come and try to pull you away while you're dancing with a really hot girl.
2. Derogatory term for somebody with a prosthetic dick made of wood.

1.That girl was just about to give me her number, but then Josh comes along and says its time to go. What a lumbercock.

2. My buddy lost his penis in an industrial accident last year. They replaced it with a wooden one. Now everybody calls him Mr. Lumbercock.

by axel89 February 19, 2011

Lumberjack'd

Traditionally the term by which one would indicate that they just got their lumber stolen, this word now refers to the event when you leave Facebook open on your computer and someone else posts something (often self-degrading, or the word "Lumberjack'd" itself) on your wall.

Traditional usage: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's building materials getting stolen.)

Current Use: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's dignity being stolen.)

by The Wandering Mage March 5, 2011

Lumberjack

The act of being partially mentally and physically messed up, while still having friends and being likable.

'That kid is weird, how does he have friends'
'He's a lumberjack'
'Oh that explains it'

by Noet123 April 28, 2014

lumberjack tattoo

A wound sustained from cutting wood. Basically getting a scar from an axe or chainsaw.

"My axe slipped and now my leg has a sweet Lumberjack Tattoo"

by Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar May 8, 2014

black lumberjack

The epitome of a good looking man, according to T.

He's such a black lumberjack! I could swoon.

by mrsjane April 12, 2014

Lawn Ornament Lumberjack

When two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock back and forth like the little lawn ornament lumberjacks that saw the little log when it's windy.

*Saw optional, but preffered.

Remember when we lawn ornament lumberjacked nana?

by Jose85 October 30, 2006

Lumberjack

A girl or situation that will quickly reduce an erection to its normal state.

Susan is a total lumberjack.

I was ready to go when my mom walked in. I got lumberjacked.

by theGinganinja41 March 8, 2010