Loofaniscus

The red irritation on a mans weiner from the ecessive friction of a tube shaped loofa. Irritation may bleed and result in pinky-toe sized blisters

Dammmm.....Look at the loofaniscus on my penis!!!!

by mikey3456643556 January 7, 2009

lolfalmakan

the word that describes a chicken sandwich with extra mayo being eaten by a shark

yo look at that shark its lolfalmakaning that sandwich

by poopooheadmcspanckletron May 29, 2009

lofag

A piece of shit that no one likes trys to be someone hes not and is so unoriginal it pains me to be in a one mile vicinity of him

Dudue wtf! hes such a lofag!

by William/ryan November 5, 2009

Lolfapping

Combination of 'lol' and 'fapping', indicates one instigating one's own amusement without (or with minimal) external encouragement.

John: So, I got this letter...

Friend: *Dies lolfapping for no apparent reason*

by Darkesong June 5, 2011

LGFFA

Looks good from far away

Man look at her. She is an lgffa, watch when she gets close. Oh my she has a butterface.

by Winchester1369 March 28, 2015

lotfam

Lay On The Floor And Moan

they be lotfamin all the time

by charlieclean69 May 28, 2016

Loffe

A horse cock that womens like to ride it.

Hey! Wanna fuck me
Yea but hos long is your cock
Don't worry it's q Loffe. ;)

by Lo Fe December 28, 2016