ligmabalz69_

day 1 mutual, best person alive

hey! do you know about ligmabalz69_? yeah! that’s the coolest person ever they're also my mutual on tiktok

by marxowo June 12, 2021

ligmabalz69_

ligmabalz69_ is a very nice, lovely, funny and creative person. they have amazing humor and most importantly.. THEY ARE ALPHA 😈😉‼️

ligmabalz69_ is hot and funny

by bootyeater555 June 12, 2021

ligmabalz69_

ligmabalz69_ is the funniest, coolest, hottest, richest, mutual youll ever have. did i mention they were hot?? I LOVE LIGMABALZ69_

"hey, did you see ligmabalz69_'s new post on tiktok?" "yeah it was so cool and funny."

by mqnsterrr June 18, 2021

Ligma

Ligma, also known as Ligma Bronchitis Severity Syndrome, Is a disease a part of the BO-FA spectrum of bronchitis diseases (Brundius octoral fugma allergen) The disease affects the lungs, throat, and mouth. Ligma is reported to have killed approximately 69,420,666 people throughout history. Ligma was first discovered in 1934 by professor Sins at the national DN University for health studies. Soon after his passing, his grandchildren continued his work, discovering more diseases in the BO-FA spectrum, including, but not limited to, Dragun, Candiss, rydon, and the namesake, Bofa. Lately, scientists have been looking to make a vaccine for ligma.

Unfortunate passings due to Ligma
Tyler "Ninja" Blevins - 2018
Joseph mama - 1999
Candice deck - 2003
Dragon Deeznats - 2011

Rest in peace.

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

LIGO

An acronym for “Low Integrity Gun Owner”. Usually (but not always) a middle aged white male, a LIGO loves owning guns so he can make conversation with his friends and kill animals, but would undoubtedly scream, turn around, and run if he ever faced real danger.

Ed: I heard Pete walked in on a deli being robbed, did he pull out his strap and blast?

Justin: No, Pete is a LIGO. He is more interested in shooting ducks than protecting innocent people.

by Big Cody Wyatt June 29, 2023

Ligma Balls

Ligma Balls is a disease that can be contracted from big ball chickens. It only happens in the balls and can cause ball cancer, ball destruction, and cutoff to get women. The only way to cure the Ligma Balls disease, is for someone to lick the infectee's balls.

"Do you have Ligma Balls?"

by DarkFeind August 18, 2023

Texas Limousine

pronoun - Another name for a Chevrolet Suburban

Climb into my Texas Limousine ladies!

by F-dubbs February 11, 2010