Moon landing

A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.

Two men in a gym locker room bend over at the same time while facing away from each other and their naked butts bump:

"Oh, oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"

"What? Was that your first moon landing?"

by lacygirl1126 January 31, 2010

Lenting

The act of giving of up something, especially meat, for the period of lent.

I am lenting this week, so no meat for me.

by Christopher Busch January 12, 2009

Landing Strip

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Landing Strip is a re-rack called at 5 cups in which a vertical row of three is thickened by an adjacent row of two nestled in the gaps on one side of the center cup.

Known as the "3-2 Offset" in lamer circles

Alright, Zack, they're ahead, 5 cups to 2. It's time we called a Landing Strip.

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

Langing

When you chill out or relax somewhere you are "langing".

Person 1: What you up to tonight mate?
Person 2: Im just langing at mine at mine

by DLuce March 11, 2009

Landing Hams

The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly.

"Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter"

by Pennington March 6, 2003

Lansing, Illinois

A town with nothing to do...

Joey please don’t doubt me, we live in boring Lansing, Illinois

by OOFOOFOOFOOF October 15, 2017

Lunar landing

A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*

“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”

by Platezz January 25, 2018