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After my girlfriend cheated on me I decided to give her an Osama Bin Laden. And then I told her she looked better with a beard.
by Red light demon October 17, 2009
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by chauncey August 5, 2003
Get the vein laden meat pipe mug.A fuckin asshole, good for nothing, poor excuse for a living being, who looks like a fuckin goat and fucks little kids; George W. Bush caught him masturbating in a cave last night.
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George Bush: Hey, buddy, wacha doin?
Osama Bin Laden: Masturbating
George Bush: Do you want me to hold that rifle?
Osama Bin Laden: Sure, thanks, buddy!
Osama Bin Laden: Masturbating
George Bush: Do you want me to hold that rifle?
Osama Bin Laden: Sure, thanks, buddy!
by Ihategoats June 11, 2006
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If Osama Bin Laden would have played more Call of Duty, he would know camping can only last for so long...
by ColdCaliber June 12, 2011
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Known for everything that is wrong with them. If you are going to rent a lada in russia get the rental insurance, %20 percent of the time something will fall off, break, stop working, not work in the first place, start on fire...
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Only after the fall of the Soviet Union has the Lada company heard of Competition and have had to make a better car.
Old ladas are so shitty that they are also used in the following activities:
1.raced on ice and snow until they fall apart
2.Off-roading until they fall apart
3.Shot at while moving (brick put on gas pedal because they don't have cruise control and they are too weak to just leave in 2nd gear)
4. Use your imagination and think up something else
Known for everything that is wrong with them. If you are going to rent a lada in russia get the rental insurance, %20 percent of the time something will fall off, break, stop working, not work in the first place, start on fire...
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Only after the fall of the Soviet Union has the Lada company heard of Competition and have had to make a better car.
Old ladas are so shitty that they are also used in the following activities:
1.raced on ice and snow until they fall apart
2.Off-roading until they fall apart
3.Shot at while moving (brick put on gas pedal because they don't have cruise control and they are too weak to just leave in 2nd gear)
4. Use your imagination and think up something else
A lada is the Russian equivalent to the GM Chevette or the AMCGremlin(def. #7), they just don't come in hatchback format.
by Pvt. Parts June 10, 2006
Get the Lada mug.The leader of al-Qaeda who wants to destroy America. Behind the U.S.S. Cole and 9/11 attacks on Americans, just to name a few. Liberal morons like to think he's connected to the Bush family, when the reality is that Osama bin Laden is one of over 50 children and was disowned by his family and exiled from Saudi Arabia and there's no real connection between him and Bush at all. Try getting your facts from someone other than Michael Moore.
Liberals actually think Bush is more evil than Osama bin Laden. What they don't seem to realize is that if bin Laden could, he'd have them all lined up against a wall and shot.
by America > You October 11, 2006
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