peel a loaf

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

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Mr. loeffel

Mr loeffel is a teacher with attitude. Also known as a flying squirrel. A really bad teacher.

(That’s all I gotta say.)

A student who turned in their work in 2 minutes late: Oh boy I hope he doesn’t say anything... atlEAST it’s turned in..

Mr. Loeffel is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. Should NOT be a teacher. Sarcastic, over the top, wants to see the world burn, general asshole.

Mr loeffel : YOU FUCK UP HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YOU IMBECILE I WILL END YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GRADE YOU DUMB ASS BITCH.

Student: 😀😅😭

by Joebidenspuebes January 2, 2021

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Laffbot

A celebration named after Kyle Lafferty. A Glasgow Rangers football player who does a robotic dance routine, acting as if he opening a can after he scores.

1 See him he's doing the Laffbot.

2 I want to see him do the Laffbot today

by Kwallity April 26, 2010

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Honey Loaf

A good smelling fart detected by someone other than the creator of the fart. It is irrelevant if they realize if it is a fart of not.

"Hey, dude, what's that great smell? Is your mom cooking us dinner?"

"I just farted!"

"Haha, It was a Honey Loaf"

by Internate3000 December 30, 2004

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loafer

A person who enjoys the very fine and enjoyable art form which requires lazing about, sleeping in, watching tv, possibly binging on junk food.

Not to be mistaken with a baker.

-C'mon, get outta bed! Sheesh, you're such a loafer!
-Hmmm, thanks...

by Lorelili June 30, 2005

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