linda beck

a person people might know

Man-she killed a man, her name was Linda Beck
Woman- OMG WHAT THE HECK
Man-that rhymed
Woman-oh, hehe
Man-I love you
Woman- Me..me too

DA END

by FartingBeanz April 15, 2020

linda virus

See gonoherpahepasyphilaids

Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.

by EastSideCrackaKilla September 20, 2021

linda bug

the feeling of “what the fuck” and “why are men so stupid”

“how are you?” “i am feeing quite linda bug”

by linda bug April 14, 2023

linda and julia

linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.

mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"

by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023

linda and julia

linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.

mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"

by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023

Linda mom

Lindas, also known as Brendas, Sheryls, or any other stereotypical white name, are what people like to call white Christian moms who brag about their kids and get salty about places not having enough vegan options.

Ugh that chick is such a Linda mom.

by Meme queen for life August 17, 2018

Linda McMahon

Chief Executive Officer of World Wrestling Entertainment Married to Vince McMahon and has been for 40 years is co-owner co-founder of World Wrestling Entertainment. has 2 children Shane brandon, 36 and Stephanie Marie 29 3 grandchildren 2 boys and a girl.

Linda McMahon is the CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, she is 57 years old and has been married to Vince for 40 years.

by Lydia-Mae Ryder August 12, 2006