lobster pussy

Lobster Pussy is a extremly red pussy that is also infested with crabs. The crabs are so big her pussy resembles a LOBSTER. Extremly Red and with Giant Pinchers. This is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (Ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster pussy.

Adam: That girl was hagerd as fuck
Drew: Ya I bet she had some of that nasty lobster pussy.

by Andrew Stark, Adam Ruppert April 23, 2006

Lobster Trap

A "Lobster Trap" refers to a woman frequently infested with "crabs" and other sexually transmitted external parasites. Alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.

You don't want what she got! She ain't nothin' but a lobster trap!

Alternate usage:

I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!

by The Blind Left-Handed Abbot February 12, 2007

Imperial Lobster

A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt

"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"

"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"

"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"

by Phazan February 18, 2009

Lobster

A new way of defining the term "sunburn."

Guy 1: Damn, you're really red from that sunburn.
Guy 2: I hate being a lobster.

by IQU Now. August 21, 2009

the lobster

when you administer a shocker to two different girls at the same time.

Ahern administered the elusive lobster on those two women he met in vegas.

by kook June 19, 2005

lobsterworthy

Describes a moment or an occasion that you consider so special that you have to go celebrate with a delicious lobster, as if it was an edible trophy or...something.

Friend: He finally popped the question!
BFF: OMG! Lobsterworthy moment!

or

Son: Mom, I got first place in the science fair.
Mom: Really? I have to share this lobsterworthy news with your dad!

by Red Lobster February 3, 2015

linster

To masturbate ones anal cavity either by fingers or machines.

Dude she can linster with 4 fingers!

by Big J Mac April 16, 2008